Cashoot
in the spirit of dane cook, a man sits behind a woman and places his p-n-s betwixt her thighs. he then carefully places a cashew on the tip of his p-n-s, gently pulls his c-ck down, and lets go- thereby both launching the cashew into the air and slapping the girl’s p-ssy simultaneously. the girl must then catch the cashew in her mouth for the cashoot to be completed.
it took us many tries until we successfully executed the cashoot.
past tense: cashot.
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