Odumbo
odumbo
a play on the president’s name in reference to his lack of intelligence as proven by a myriad of presidential gaffes. some of his culturally illiterate comments: “57 states”, hawaii is in asia, “corpseman” for corpsman, not knowing one player in the history of the white sox (his alleged favorite baseball team), “intercontinental railroad”, “austrian language”, “shovel ready”, et. al.
president odumbo can’t even give a speech without his teleprompters, not even to a cl-ss of 6th graders.
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