Casino Asians
casinos asians are fresh off the boat asians who spend most of their time in casinos. they’re characterized by being extremely superst-tious (always taking the sucker bets on any table game), incredibly rude (getting angry when you don’t play a blackjack hand the way they want you to play it, because they think that it will effect the “flow” of the cards) and will sit next to you blowing smoke in your face with no consideration for your personal boundaries.
i always thought that asians were good at math, until i saw casino asians.
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