Caught offside
penetrating a female’s -n-s, when the female -ssumes one would be penetrating the her v-g-n-
example #1
mario: did see give up the -ss, bro?
chaucer: nah, i tried, but i got caught offside…
example #2
chaucer: so i got caught offside last night…
derek: did she turn around and smack you?
chaucer: nah, i convinced her it was an accident
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