Casino Dragon
a dragon who likes to play the slot machines. this word was thought up today while playing ‘jade of the dragon’, a slot machine at casino aztar in evansville, in.
opal: here we are at aztar. let’s h-t ‘jade of the dragon’.
earl: you big casino dragon, you! we’re gonna breathe fire all over these other guys.
opal: (screaming and fire shooting out of her mouth) let’s burn it, baby! this thing is going down!!
earl: (playfully throws a bucket of water on opal) easy, dear, it’s only the name of a game, not a real dragon.
opal: (crying) poor baby, i expected a real dragon. well, at least i can do dragon tai chi.
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