Caspian


caspian is the name for a deer in western howard county known for it’s tendency to appear in random places. famous for being able to avoid oncoming traffic.
“did you just see that deer? it almost ran out on me!”

“i know, it must be caspian!”
a person who excels in the world of “tapping”. will “tap” anything that moves, or that doesn’t, no matter size or shape, up to and including maple syrup.
awww cr-p – caspian just tapped my mom.
someone who epic fail, especially a person who cowers away from a challenge and goes off to do his own thing and yet still fails at that. the term is taken after the movie, “the chronicles of narnia: prince caspian”.
what a caspian. he thought he was too good for us and tried to organize his own party, and n-body showed up!

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