casserole
a word that can used in place of “-sshole” when a film airs on basic cable, especially when “pineapple express” airs on fx.
or
just a fun, playful alternative to calling somebody an -sshole.
dale: “you are a c-sserole. that’s all you are – you’re a c-sserole.”
saul: “i’m not a c-sserole! you know what, i, i feel pretty sure that i’m not a c-sserole. i’m like a totally nice guy!”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcifmbyyehu
the signature ‘sympathy dish’ people bring to your house when your life is cr-ppy and they feel sorry for you
you: man, i feel like sh-t. i just got dumped via text message, my car crashed into a tree, i’m pregnant and my dog ran away
your friend/neighbor: knock knock! i’ve brought you a c-sserole!
nasty sh-t white people eat for dinner.
“well jimmy looks like were gonna have mom’s green bean c-sserole again!”
the excessive amount of j-sm resulting from having multiple men -j-c-l-t- inside a woman.
i was out with these 5 guys last night, and when i woke up this morning there was a c-sserole oozing from my v-g-n-.
n. a person whos body parts don’t fit him/her giving the effect that he or she cut body parts off of another human being and sewed them onto him or herself
(in reference to a guy with short legs) look at that guys legs…he’s a c-sserole.
a reddened, sensitive taint (perineum, esp. of a male) after a clamp or clip has been affixed to it for a period of time.
whoa, dave’s session with mistress pain must have been rough–did you get a look at his c-sserole?
when one person takes a sh-t on top of a previously unflushed sh-t, a c-sserole ensues.
“dude, don’t flush when you’re finished in there, let’s get a c-sserole goin’.”
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