Cassiefied


to -ssert your stories into a person’s mind; not allowing them to exit the gruesome conversation until you are finished. or, making awkward jokes that mean nothing, also -sserting them.
the other day, i totally c-ssiefied john…he will never be the same again…
when you initially meet someone and do not expect the introduction to take 3 hours and 20 minutes to include facts about math, botany, phd’s, teaching, cat urine, only children, virgin mds, ou, and other useless cr-p.
i met a very nice person at a c-cktail party. he asked if i knew this hot chic who was watching college football; she may be the girl of my dreams. i told him her name was holly. then warned him do not do it! you will be c-ssiefied.

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