Cassone Roll
a roll of transfats that forms around the belly in the shape of a life preserver. this is commonly referred to as a m-ffin top. the client normally wears shirts a few sizes too small to display the dimensions of the roll. the roll is also decorated with many stretch marks and craters.
“look at the stretch marks on my c-ssone roll.”
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