Cast Iron
when one is so constipated that their bowels have the feeling of being used to cast iron.
“man i have been casting iron for two days now”
“doc, i need something to smelt this cast iron” (asking for prescription laxatives)
normally referring to ones immense strength. they can fix everything and anything.
most of the time they’re referred to as “cast iron cramer” or “cic” for short.
(i.e. jack of all trades.)
they prefer to lift heavy things for no apparent reason, while making noises that only a dying sasquatch should make.
last night was crazy, when i got home cast iron cramer was in the garage bench pressing cars.
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