Castenitis


a disease that transforms you into a north american yeti. a north american yeti is a harry all over except for the head, which is bald. they live in north america (duh!) and really like the chicago bears. they also argue a lot, and are ill tempered. they have bad manners, and will closeline you as well if they get angry, using their over developed forearms.
“d-mn, i got castenitis, there goes my social lfe”

“call national geographic, i found someone with castenitis”

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