casterbate
the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.
james: “hey pat, did you hear alex broke his wrist?”
pat: “yea, too bad he isn’t ambidextrous, i bet his c-ck is burning from having to casterbate all week”
james: “i heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing”
pat: “man, what a sick f-ck”
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