castle crashing
castle crashing is the act of intruding into a weak to mediocre relationship with the sole purpose of dismantling the relationship so the person of interest is single. once the person of interest is single, one can make their move but beware, not all relationships can be castled crashed. an attempt may result in the embarr-ssment of yourself.
person 1: “did you here?”
person 2: “what?”
person 1: “mike just tried castle crashing but it back fired. his dm’s got screenshot-ed and posted.”
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