Casual Sex Friday
the day of the week when you get blackout drunk and have s-x with random strangers because you cant get pregnant.
please note: this does not make anyone a sl-t, cause when you cant remember it, it doesnt count!
q-what are you doing tonight?
a-it casual s-x friday what do you think
casual s-x had at the start of the weekend that doesn’t involve any dressing up or fancy meals.
“g-d, my workplace is adopting that casual fridays thing. i’m going to have to see my boss in jeans.”
“really? let’s go to a pub afterwards and get us some casual s-x fridays.”
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