cat apnea


cat apnea is a common disorder in which the sufferer experiences one or more (usually more) pauses in sleep due to the sufferer’s bed being covered in cats. pauses can last from a few seconds to minutes at a time. sufferers may find that despite having a full night’s sleep, they wake up consistently tired.
“dude, i can barely stay awake today. my cat apnea is killing me.”

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