cat clock
the cat’s -sshole, because it resembles a watch dial. see tabby timexpekinese rolex
grandma thought she saw a cat clock. every time the cat walked through the kitchen, grandma would point at the -sshole and say, “i can see what time it is.” it was time for her meds, that’s what time it was. gimme the tin foil hat, grandma!
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