cat dick


a person who is currently feeling the effects of fewer than two recreational drugs.
person a: i’m so f-cking drunk right now dude.
person b: just drunk?
person a: yeah i’m totally hammered mannn.
person b: whatever …cat d-ck.
another way to say instead of “f-ck”, “sh-t” or “bullsh-t”
this motha f-ckas talking some catd-ck sh-t…
an unusually small p-n-s, like a cat’s size. also it is an unusually pink and pointy p-n-s.
that dude couldn’t any p-ssy because he has a little cat d-ck.
a condition of the genitals wherein the w-ng swells up to ginormous proportions and becomes bright red. this condition is very painful and is usually brought on by extensive w-nking. named for the act of mating in domestic felines.
boro has catd-ck.

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