Cat Piss Lady
a woman who goes to your place of employment only to b-tch and complain about stupid sh-t. she smells exactly like nasty cat urine and looks like a fat r-t-rded troll. enjoys lots of mustard and hates any race besides white people. loves to say “shut the f-ck up” and “jesus mary and joseph.” never try to tell one of these women to leave because they will threaten to call the owners or corporation. they think they have the right to be rude and harr-ss others. finally they are h–rders, drive ugly p.o.s. minivans and enjoy wearing cat sweaters.
fat cat p-ss lady used to come to my job at micky d’s. then she called my girlfriend a dumb black b-tch. so the general manager f-cking elbow dropped her and told her to never come back.
Read Also:
- cats-eye crusher
a driver who drifts from lane to lane, unaware that they are doing so “pick a lane, you cats-eye crusher!”
- cauca-negro
a caucasion that’s addicted to tanning booths and doesn’t realize they’ve crossed the line between white and black. my wife walked in the bedroom last night and all i could see was her eyes !!!
- Caught offside
penetrating a female’s -n-s, when the female -ssumes one would be penetrating the her v-g-n- example #1 mario: did see give up the -ss, bro? chaucer: nah, i tried, but i got caught offside… example #2 chaucer: so i got caught offside last night… derek: did she turn around and smack you? chaucer: nah, i […]
- cave buffalo
a piece of feces. michael felt the urge to defecate and promptly produced a cave buffalo.
- C-Bizkit
the word c-bizkit was derived from the name craig, to form a word describing a fat, oppinionated hippy who worships a man named jim and often invents annoying phrases such as “your mom’s a quiche face” or “some one’s got sand in his v-g-n-” and insists them on throwing them in at random points in […]