cat poop sandwich
first you get cat – then you get some p–p. two pieces of bread – and ice cream scoop. put the bread on down and then the cat – add two scoops of p–p…how ‘bout that. you got a cat p–p sandwich. -jason adam, 2017
barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole bas-m-nt!
harriet: man…cat p–p sandwich
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