cat-rancher
normally a woman, often in her forties or older, who lives with multiple cats. she will drive you insane when she shows you endless pictures of her herd of cats. she has a story about each and every feline, (each one is sooo adorable,) and she can’t wait to share them with you. you definitely don’t want to sit next to a cat-rancher on an airplane or train.
1. those women hang out with each other too much. they better be careful, or they will end up being cat-ranchers!
2. that cat-rancher in the waiting room drove me nuts. too bad she had an ipad, because it made it easy for her to show me all those boring pictures.
a person who houses multiple cats in their home. statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.
that crazy b-tch down the street is a cat rancher.
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