Contextual Hotness
when a man or a woman appears hotter because of the context he/she is viewed in. when the context is remove the person may appear less attractive.
examples include:
cheerleaders
firefighters
stippers
guy number 1: dude that girl’s smokin’
guy number 2: dude it’s only contextual hotness, trust me i’ve seen her out of the uniform, shes ugly upclose.
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