a cat scratcher is a slightly younger man who pursues attractive cougars.
my cougar needed a late night cat scratcher, so i drove over in the rain and got my brains f-cked out.
- duddle dingers
common slang for a woman’s s-xy hands running over your d-ck. she used her duddle dingers on me last night. it was bomb.
when you j-zz in someones coffee without them knowing” “dude i just gave jon a fapacino
the answer you give while talking out of your b-tt my brother told me that the moon is illuminated by a giant flashlight on mars. he’s -sswering again.
- juicy gossip
gossip that is juicy asf. “got any juicy gossip merideth?” “nah, sorry mildred
- Carson Sagraves
a f-ggot who loves to take it up the -ss. every night he stuffs 10 12inch black d-ld-es inside his -sshole. he loves sucking c-ck. loves shoving sh-t inside his v-g-n-. eat sh-t carson. love, mr.sagraves carson sagraves