cat tp


the toilet paper that spooled onto ones bathroom floor after ones feline has entertained herself with such. you then remove iut from the floor but save it.
“dude, why is there a pile of toilet paper on the vanity next to the throne in the wc downstairs?” you: ” that’s cat tp that i didn’t want to toss after p-ssy boots had her way with it.”

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