cat waxing


verb: an industry term for procrastination by writers, with heavy connotation of trying to justify the activity as something that “had” to be done. usually activities that can arguably be considered productive, such as household ch-r-s or (highly tangential) background research. the term mocks the behavior of scr-ping the bottom of the bucket for excuses of diminishing quality.
i’ve mowed the lawn, washed the windows, weeded the garden, scrubbed the toilets, and worked out all my menus for the next three months. i guess it’s time to… wait! i think the cat needs to be waxed! yes! cat waxing!

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