a raised platform used to support a coffin or casket during a funeral
the deceased’s coffin lay on a teak catafalque which had been moved into the church for the funeral.
a fancy word for a falcon punch!
the antagonist catafalqued the protagonist
anything;everything catare is the best food to eat for all holidays.
- Fuck Art
a lower-back tattoo on a girl. that f-ck art kept me entertained while i was doing that girl doggiestyle.
the art of leading someone into temptation, enticing, seducing, enchanting and charming the subject into making behavioral choices that would not have been made had he or she not become captive to the persuasive ways of the artisan. before she knew it, elizabeth had no idea why she had an uncontrollable urge to grab and […]
- Romancing the turkey
to procrastinate, f-nny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling james, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!
rolling on my bed laughing my -ss off when you’re almost asleep, but not quite, and you receive a hilarious text from your amazing boyfriend that makes you die times forty seven. mike: my dad like dies if someone says something funny. he does like a few super deep wheeze-inhales and then like shoots air […]