catalina wine mixer


when something is very unexpected and awesome
so i pulled this girls panties down and she had two v-g-n-s!! f-cking catalina wine mixer!
a helicopter expo from the film ‘step brothers’. also known as the ‘f-cking catalina wine mixer’.
i bought 3 helicopters at the catalina wine mixer!
the s-xual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the v-g-n-l c-n-l and using your p-n-s to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. once fully mixed a hardy pow is yelled to signify completion.
last night during a sensual evening jordan suggested to ashley that they should have a catalina wine mixer.

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