Catana


a j-panese sword that is commonly mispr-nounced by ignorant americans. they put emphasis on the middle ‘a’ instead of the last ‘a’. the mispr-nunciation itself can p-ss off actual j-panese speaking people including me.
ninja in training 1: i just got a new catana(cuh-toh-nuh) blade.
ninja in training 2: -ss. any actual j-panese speaking person knows that its pr-nounced catana(cuh-tuh-na). you just p-ssed me off because of your mispr-nunciation.

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