catapenis
like a catopolt, this is both jolly old fun and s-xual.
the male piles “c-m” on the end of his p-n-s. he then pulls hard and folds his p-n-s up towards his stomach, almost like folding it in half.
when the female is ready, he lets go of his p-n-s and the c-m should fling off the head of the p-n-s and into the air.
the female should be waiting with an open mouth, ready to catch the seman.
jarred: lexie finnaly let me try catap-n-s with her!
tom: sweet! did she catch it?
jarred:yep, and then swallowed it.
tom: that’s hot.
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