Cellmate Ice Cream


cocoa, sugar, creamer. we put it in a little bag–trash bag, you know. mix it all up {…then put the bag inside a 5-gallon bucket}. surround it with ice. pour salt–a layer of salt and ice, salt and ice, and ah, {hang bucket from top bunk’s frame and…} shake it back and forth for about an hour and a half then you have ice cream. homemade ice cream.”

this is ice cream. it’s really good.
cellmate ice cream tastes as good as granny’s hand-cranked but’s lots cheaper and simpler too.

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