catapillaring
you are wrapped up in a blanket after a great night of loving making. she then ties you up with a rope/chain in the blanket and watches your broke -ss crawl along the ground like a catapillar while she hits you with a tennis racket. you eventually break out and say “now im a beautiful b-tterfly!” she then calls you out for still being a broke loser and beats your -ss before leaving you for your best friend. you then make a coc–n for yourself in your blanket that is now covered in j-zz after weeks of sad masterbating.
yo that weakboy is still catapillaring after 2 months…i know she whooped his -ss, but d-mn.
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