Cataract Removal
an act performed after thoroughly coating a girl’s eyeb-lls with your j-zz, giving them a glistening iridescent coating, temporarily blinding her. to relieve her clouded vision, you convince her to be very still and keep her stinging peepers wide open. then you make two fists and slug her very hard simultaneously in the eyes, knocking your milky man-juice from her beautiful baby blues. thus, you have performed cataract removal.
veronica: betty, how did you get two black eyes?
betty: i underwent cataract removal.
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