catatonic
one who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. you could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.
very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim’s family.
keanu reeves is a catatonic. his family must be counselled properly.
“just stand next to carrie-ann and we’ll do the rest!”
“um…. i am the one!”
one who has smoked to much marijuana and is beyond the highest point ever reached in (he/she)’s marijuana experienced.
the highest point that can be reached when smoking marijuana.
forrest – dude, dave was catatonic last night
john – i know! he was on his -ss.
catatonia is the catatonic state of a person who has been admitted to the “zone” when staring into sp-ce for a very very very very long time. not a pleasant thing to experience cos the lights on but n-body’s home.
im out of my mind, please leave a message… i must be catatonic
1: excitement, or excessive movement, is -ssociated with extreme behavior directed toward oneself or others.
2: slang for a girl that gets h-t on often because of her striking presence, energy, and swagger. when she enters a room, her ebullience is immediately felt. she attracts all genders; enjoys concubine rice. if she chooses to date you, you are deemed a lucky person.
ldub: i met this beeze the other night at a bar.
sunshine: oh yeah, what she like??
ldub: she’s hot as h-ll, so d-mn catatonic. i’ll be lucky if she call me.
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