Catblocked
when your cat gets in the way of you having s-xual intercourse with a lovely human being.
a.k.a c-ckblocked by a cat
jason: oh my god you’re so good
ariel: harder!
cat: -marks territory on couple-
jason & ariel: we’ve been catblocked!
1 more definition
being unable to get up from one’s resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.
“john, would you mind getting my phone? i left it upstairs.”
“why can’t you get it, carol?”
“i’m catblocked, you insensitive clod.”
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