Catcatapult
the action by which you eject a cat from the end of your bed who will not stop circling and circling and circling and pawing and kneading and circling unable to “soften” that sixty four square inches of especially hard feather duvet where it plans on sleeping between your feet..
lift feet, lift one higher and if cat does not voluntarily tumble to the side, hold the blanket down with one foot and rais the other quickly.
cat will be ejected.
also useful when the presence of the cat is preventing s-x because of its cuteness factor.
i’m in trouble..
why?
fluffy was driving me crazy so i catcatapulted it off the bed?
and…
window was open..
uh oh.
yeah.
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