catch and release

catch and release – n – the practice of hooking up with someone and not becoming emotionally/physically attached to them.

as a result, other people have a chance to hook up with this person because he or she has been “caught and released” back into the wild.
ben: “yo i nailed this girl last night”

dave: “so are you going to call her later?”

ben: “h-ll no man, i practice catch and release. that way, you can have a shot with her next weekend.”

dave: “thanks ben. you are a great person and a n-ble gentleman.”
to catch feces in your hand and throw it away
jon was too tired to get out of the shower to p–p and his p–p was too big to stomp down the drain so he pulled a “catch and release” and tossed it into the toilet.
a port-o-john user’s key to survival.

the user carefully hangs several strips of toilet paper from the toilet seat into the port-o-john, creating a dangling basket, also known as the “cr-p trap”. the user then rests his derrière on the seat and begins to void his bowels in comfort, knowing the threat of a geyser shooting straight up his mud c-n-l has been mitigated by the hanging “sh-t swing”. this completes the the first part of the process known as the catch.

after the poo purge is complete, the user then simply leans forward, allowing the basket to fall to its inevitable doom in the blue waters below, and thus completing the last part of the process known as the release.

note: this method was created and perfected in rather austere conditions and has proven to be an invaluable tool in one’s survival of plastic public toilets.
they had just emptied the port-o-let. i was in a rush but i should have used the catch and release method… when my cr-p hit the pool below, a minty fresh blue stream shot right up my b-tthole, leaving me shaking in the fetal position on the plastic floor. it was as though i had just experienced my first bout with prison s-x.
when a girl gives a guy a bl-wj-b, catches the c-m, then immediately spits it out, releasing it.
my girl won’t swallow when she gives a bl-w j-b. she is a catch and release type girl.
as a man is finishing having s-x, he c-ms into his hand and smacks the woman in the face with that hand.
after bringing a woman home from the bar, he did a catch and release.
after utilizing a “rusty hook” a “catch and release” is when the “hookie” turns around and vomits on the “hooker”
stephen gave chuck a “rusty hook” so chuck pulled a “catch and release”
the act of buying an item or items of clothing with the intention of returning them for a refund.
mary went to the mall to buy a new dress which she knew she would return. she practices the art of catch and release and thus can shop and save money.