Catch em’ on the fuck up
when an opportunity for you comes up because someone else is “f-cking up”, so you take advantage of their scr-w-ng up.
guy1: “man, captain lew is scr-w-ng up… he’s not doing his job or anything right for our program.”
guy2: “dude you could totally get his rank and position if you catch em’ on the f-ck up.”
guy1: “dude, i dont want to be a douche but you might be right… next time he messes up , ima pick that slack right up.”
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