catch ‘n’ release


when you’re in the club or at sumthin where a lot of people are dancing you do the fishing pole move to an ugly girl across the floor. she will respond and start being “reeled in” as she gets close you take a suprised look at her and pretend 2 pull out a pair of pliers and you cut the line. then you pull out your cell fone, and pretend 2 call your wing man who will be standing by. he runs up behind you and you jump on his back and you run away laughing.
guy 1″dude what were u doin last night doin the fishing move with that hideous chick?”
guy 2 “oh, nuthin, just a little catch ‘n’ release”
guy 1 “lol sweet playa”

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