catching turtles


a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed
hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap
slang for smoking weed.

invented by me, when someone i know lied to his g/f and told her he was going “catching turtles” but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.
they all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.

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