medival occupation, a sheriff/tax collector’s deputy, who, when citizens were unable to pay taxes, had their chickens taken away, using a catch-pole, thus the name.
the peasants lost their chickens to the catchpole.
synonym of moron
person 1: i need to go for a hair cut
person 2: do it yourself
person 1: i’m not a catchpole
a catchpole is a meaningless creature with a very low iq. catchpole mainly hunts his food, most notably the fish. you can find catchpole at a few places. carthagina lake (hunting), lauren (entertaining) gosling (being a general b–tch). it is advised to stay away from the catchpole incase of aids related ginger beard infections.
‘hey my catchpole got all wet’
drunken amnesia, when you become so completely wasted that the activities of the night before are forgotten. key words from slightly less drumnesia friends can help you recall these events girl 1: so last night you totally made out with tom. girl 2: wtf no i didn’t girl 1: you so have drumnesia.
- bunker duck
a heinous lookin girl, like, holy sh-t ugly that girl is one nasty bunker duck, i wouldn’t hit that sh-t in the dark with a blindfold and someone else’s d-ck!
- bunny kicker
an individual who sees fit to harm those of weaker physical or mental stature. moreover, being that bunnies are among the smallest, harmless, most defenseless creatures, bunny kicking is the act of hurting someone or something that could never hurt you, would never want to hurt you and is vulnerable to your abuse. –strong reference […]
cross between x-factor, idols and britain’s got talent a fidlent is a person that is in these shows (or any other talent-show) but has no clue that he/she is a talentless w-nker. or a person that thinks he/she can sing but has no talent what so ever. ‘omg that’s such a fidlent, i see her […]
smart witty..being on the spot, nailing it fast whats 250/34? (one second p-sses) answer=7.35294 wooo nyzmo dude