Cateract


a cataract is a clouding that develops in the crystalline lens of the eye or in its envelope, varying in degree from slight to complete blindness and obstructing the p-ssage of light. it is also what most asians mistakenly call a cadillac, beliveing that it is a kind of car.
eye docter: “sir, i have discovered you have a cateract.”

asian man: “i ain’t got no cateract, i drive a rincoln continential!!”

eye doctor: “sir, a cateract causes you to lose vision, it’s not a type of car.”

asian man: “whatever doc, you a quack, im gonna reave and go get a coca-cora, hope you didn’t forget to rock the door to your cateract b-tch!!

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