caterpillar shuffle
the act of inserting one’s excrement (directly protruding from the rectal area) into the v-g-n-, most commonly from an “-ss-to–ss” position. the “giver” must have high levels of fiber in his/her diet, as well as near-superhuman control over his/her r-ct-m in order to achieve a successful “shuffle”.
caterpillar shuffler: “it’s almost ready.”
shufflee: “come on! i’ve been waiting all day.”
shuffler: “be patient!”
shufflee: “it’s crowning!”
shuffler: “just need to push a little more…”
(grunting)
both: “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”
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