Catholic Jam


the phenomenon that occurs on sundays directly following a catholic church service. generally police are involved to allow all of the church-goers to leave the church and back up other traffic in the process
friend 1: hey what took you so long to get here?
friend 2: sorry, i didn’t realize it was sunday and got caught in a major catholic jam

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