Catholic Virgin
refers to a person, usually female, who will engage in s-xual acts other than v-g-n-l penetration of a p-n-s. v-g-n-l penetration of a p-n-s is “s-x” and therefore evil–so to maintain “virginity”, roman catholic virgins will engage in manual, oral, -n-l, or anything else that isn’t v-g-n-l. personally, i think it’s a sign of serious hypocrisy.
“bless me father, for i have sinned. it’s been one week since my last confession.”
“have you committed sins of the flesh?”
“no, i’m still a virgin.”
—this penitent is lying: manual, oral, and -n-l s-x are all s-x. it’s right there in the t-tles!—
“i went out with this chick from st. thomas aquinas last night.”
“any action?”
“h-ll yeah–she’s catholic so she took it up the -ss! i f-cking love catholic virgins!”
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