catholistenics


the calisthenics involved in a typical catholic m-ss. movements involve standing to kneeling, kneeling to standing, crossing oneself, and then repeating several hundred more times.
i did a ton of catholistenics this morning, so i definitely earned extra bacon at brunch.

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