Catholoptic Affair
a catastrophic love affair between a catholic and coptic which, in keeping with religious observance, begins on christmas day and ends by good friday, resurrection not possible for hypocrites.
guy 1: hey, what was the deal with those two?
guy 2: oh, they had a catholoptic affair.
guy 1: are they getting back together?
guy 2: nah, dude was a hypocrite.
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