Catkin
created by innovatively lazy people, catkins are the result of eating something messy and realizing that you don’t have a napkin nearby, but you do have a cat.
“dude, i think your cat’s bleeding.”
“that’s not blood, that’s ketchup. and that’s not a cat, that’s a catkin.”
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