CatLap
the condition in which your (or someone else’s) cat settles into your lap, and you can no longer move. it’s a serious condition, resulting in being unable to go to the washroom or get your own beverages until the condition is resolved (the cat gets up and moves).
i currently have catlap, and haven’t been able to do anything for hours. maybe she’ll move soon? send coffee.
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