Cat’n Crunch


n. a kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy sh-t lumps and dry puddles of p-ss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.
my dog seabiscuit was crazy for cat’n crunch, no matter what i did to keep him away from the litterbox. his breath stank of catsh-t, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.

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