Catology


catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their ‘pets’ natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.
person 1: “why are you bowing to your cat?”

catologist: “don’t you know about catology?”

person 1: “no?”

catologist: “its like scientology-lite!!”

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