Catrick


catrick is a type of ragam-ffin cat who enjoys hanging out with little tabby cats and curly haired owners. he typically has a fluffy tail, and likes to play fetch with cable ties.
“catrick, like patrick but a cat”
the bestest person ever although slightly hyper at times & often terrifying.
only eats wotsits and aero yoghurts.
likes beds,booze and other people’s money
dislikes most food,spending her own money and small children who she doesn’t know
often found in a drunken state of mind this is normal it doesn’t mean she has found a secret stash of vodka
catrick: your brother looks like he’d watch owl p-rn
rosie: what? that’s not even real p-rn! let’s google it

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